Are you all set to watch 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'? Are you already getting palpitations at the very thought of watching Robert Downey Jr? Well you totally should. It has this new amazing villain called Ultron who is like an evil robot, with artificial intelligence and a whole lot of powers; powers enough to give The Avengers a run for their money really.But before you watch the Avengers, you should make sure you know where the first movie ended. Do you remember everything that happened? Do you? Well let us bring you up to date with who was who and what happened where. Iron Man: You know that rich dude who is kind of a jerk, but has a really cool suit? Tony Stark (is he from Winterfell?) is a genius who has good looks, and a whole lot of money. Hate him please. Yeah, so he helped save the world from Loki and his weird alien army from another dimension and then they all went out and ate shawarma. 
Thor: This 'God' from Asgard (did you laugh at Asgard), comes to earth to save it from the evil plans of his half brother Loki, who is an evil 'God' but is kind of a loser really. And he uses a hammer to whack people which is cool because he seems to be nailing it (get it? Nailing it)
Hulk: So once upon a time there was this scientist called Bruce Banner and he decided to try some really dope radioactive stuff, because who wouldn't right? Well turns out that that you shouldn't because he turned into this green monster with really bad rage issues. This is one guy who should definitely see the shrink. 
Captain America: Ah, a patriotic superhero who really looks like he just decided to save the world in his scuba-diving outfit. This guy was a soldier and then he was experimented upon and voila: we get a superhero soldier. And he also helps fight off Loki and his weird alien army and saves the day by being like rally motivational and inspirational when everyone was losing hope. He also hates Iron Man for some reason. Who wouldn't huh? 
Hawkeye: There is always that one guy who really isn't awesome but hangs out with the cool dudes to bask in their glory, right? Hawkeye isn't that guy. In spite of the fact that he does not have any superpowers, he is a wizard when it comes to archery. He can shoot anything anywhere. He is like the Deadpool of archery (do you know who Deadpool is? Oh, forget it) and he proves to be as awesome as the rest of the superheroes without even having powers and stuff. They should make a movie on this guy. 
Black Widow: So this redhead Russian spy woman is also one without superpowers but she still manages to kick butt. She makes a complete fool out of Loki (told you he was a loser) and she is oh, so hot. 
Loki: What kind of a villain are you if your name sounds like vegetable no one likes to eat, huh? That is Loki for you; the God of mischief. Should have been the God of losers really because he really gets served throughout the movie! I mean oh man, that one time where he gets smashed by Hulk, remember? It was beautiful.
Nick Fury: The mastermind behind this entire idea to bring together a bunch of freaks (some with rage issues, and some with megalomaniac tendencies) was this bald dude with an eye patch. And why is he wearing an eye patch? Is he trying to be a pirate? Pirate or not, this man has sass cause he totally burns the council of world leaders when they tell him that he is crazy. Oh, snap!
Here a bonus gif of them eating shawarmas. See? The things they do to eat shawarmas. Was the whole point of the movie just eating shawarmas?
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