Granny castrates her lover, claims dog did it

London: In a bizarre incident, a 64-year-old granny castrated her drunken lover, and later put the blame on her pet dog.

The cops said that the woman’s 39-year-old boyfriend’s manhood had never been found and he is now “deeply traumatised”

He is currently being treated in a psychiatric hospital at Laon, near Paris.

“He was drunk so had little idea what happened. His partner called an ambulance, saying their dog bit off his genitals as they slept,” The Sun quoted a police spokesman as saying.

“This portrayed the dog in a very bad light, but forensic tests proved it could not have done it,” the spokesman added.