Whale Pun One-Liners
Looking to brighten a whale-lover’s day? Well, you’ve come to the right place! These whale-themed one-liners are fin-tastic and have just the right amount of wit: Whale, whale, whale…what do we have here? Oh, whale! Everything whale be alright. Whale, hello there! Alive and whale. I’m having a whale of a time! You’re whale-come. When there’s a whale, there’s a way. I’m not feeling so whale. Whale done! Whale yeah! Orca you ready for this? That’s orca-ward. All is whale. All’s whale that ends whale. You’re krillin’ me! So long, fare-whale. Life can be over-whale-ming. That was whale worth the wait. Life’s a breach. Health and whale-ness. I’m going in for the krill. This is un-whale-ieveable! That’s a whale of a story. I’m not shore how to respond. Be the whale you wish to sea in the world. Work hard, stay blubbered. A whale a day keeps the blues away.
Whale Jokes
Get anyone to laugh (or cringe) with these killer whale jokes! These whale-themed jokes are clever and just cringey enough to tickle anyone’s fins: What do you call a gossip whale? Blubbermouth! What do you call a whale that’s on time? Punctu-whale. What do you call a smart whale? Intellectu-whale. Who designs a whale’s house? An orca-tect. What do you call an orca that likes books? Whale read. What’s a whale’s favorite flower? Orcad. What do you call a humpback that speaks two languages? Biling-whale. Why did the whale bump into the boat? He didn’t do it on porpoise. Where do orcas get their money? Whales Fargo. What do whales eat with malt vinegar? Fish and ships. What do whales listen to? Podcasts. What did the humpback say to the blue whale? “Cheer up.” What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt! What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum. What did the dolphin say to the sick orca? “Get whale soon!” What do you call a group of musical whales? Orcastra. Who do whales see to get braces? The orca-dontist. What’s a whale’s favorite movie? The Humpback of Notre Dame. What do you call a rich whale? Whale-thy. What do orcas board the train? The whale-way station. What’s a whale’s favorite sandwich? Krilled cheese. What do whales use to keep in touch? Shell phones. What do whales watch on TV? Whale of Fortune. Why was the baby whale grounded? Too much time to krill.
Whale Love Puns & Pick-Up Lines
Let your crush, partner, or SO know that you whale-y love them with these adorable whale sayings. Who knows? They may be just what you need to break the ice and dial up the romance! Whale you be mine? You’ve breached my heart. Are you an orca? Because you’re killer. You’re whale-y adorable. That’s the cutest fluke I’ve ever seen! We go together like fins and flippers. You’re the only fish in the sea for me. You’re krilling my heart. Whale, aren’t you something special in my tide chart? You float my boat. Narwhal I ever do without you? You’re narwhal-ways in my heart. You’re shrimply the best. Water you doing later? I whale always love you. Let’s make some waves together. You’re my favorite pod member. You’re fin-tastic. You’re the whale of my eye. I’m happy to sea you. I’m totally hooked on you. You make my heart go splash.
Whale Birthday Puns
These puns are perfect for a whale-loving birthday guy or gal! Write one of these whale-themed puns in their birthday card, or wish them a warm “happy birthday” with it: Whale, whale, whale…look who’s getting old. Hope you have a whaley great birthday! Have a nar-ly birthday! Hope your birthday goes swimmingly! Wishing you oceans of fun! Getting older is a whale of a thing. Have a blubbering good birthday! Have a whale of a birthday! Let’s shell-ebrate! Don’t forget to make a big splash! You’re one year older. That’s whale-y cool. May your age always stay under the sonar. Let the currents take you somewhere fun today. Time to krill the cake and blow some bubbles! I hope your birthday is krill-iant! Whale hello there, birthday star! Whale done on another year. You’re not old; you’re a krillion years old! Whale done being born. Getting old blows.
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