We have all grown up listening to some really weird and ridiculous suggestions and opinions from our parents. Whether it is something as lame as 'Paise paed pe nahi ugtey' or the typical filmy dialogue 'Tum abhi bacchey ho, isme mat pado', we have been yelled at, hit and rebuked in public for not paying attention to their instructions. But if you've watched Vishal Pandya's 'Hate Story 2', there is a good chance that you'll begin to appreciate and respect all that your parents ever taught you. While 'Hate Story 2' leaves the viewers disappointed and furious, courtesy its flawed script and illogical twists and turns, it also embarrasses them for making Surveen-Jay's film their Friday pick.
I've compiled a list of mind-numbingly brainless dialogues from 'Hate Story' that irked me the most in the cinema. Read on to know the creepiest things Sushant Singh (who plays a politico) was ever told by his father in 'Hate Story 2'. Presenting you all the stupid quotes from the film in all their discomforting glory...
'Baba Kaha Kartey They' dialogues from 'Hate Story 2'
Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur r***i ki shaadi ki aarzoo, kabhi na kabhi sar uthaye gi, baba kaha kartey they. (Prisoner's desire for freedom, and a keep's wish to get married can surface anytime, my father used to say)
Baba kaha kartey they rakhael ki shakal pardey ki peechey achchi lagti hai! (Father used to say, a keep's face is best when hid behind the curtain)
Baba kaha kartey they cheenti ke par aur naagin ka sar, shuruaat mein hi kuchal dena chahiye. (Father used to say, an ant's wings and a snake's hood, should be nipped in the beginning)
Baba kehte they aurat ko uski jaat aur dushman ko uski aukaad jitna jaldi ho bata dena chaiye (Father used to say, a woman and a rival should be shown their position as early as possible)
Pagal kutta aur awara hathi, dono bandooq ki goli ke liye hi baney hain. Kash tere baba ne tujhey ye bhi bataya hota! (A mad dog and elephant are meant for a bullet, wish your father had told you this as well)
Other dialogues
Biwi ki haathon mei pyaar, aur mashooka ke haathon mei hathyaar sirf dikhaawe ke liye hote hain (Love in wife's hand and a weapon in beloved's is nothing but a show off)
Chuhiya ko maarne ke liye uske peeche nahi daudte, wo khud apne badle ki bhookh mitaane ke liye chuhedani me aayegi. (To kill a mice, you don't have to chase it. The mice will come on its own.)
Mujhe maaloom hai tu mujhe pyaar nahi karti. Par ussey mujhe kuch farak nahi padta kyunki mere pyaar ko tere pyaar ki koi zaroorat nahi. (I know you don't love me. But that doesn't affect me because my love doesn't need yours.)
Koi shauq nahi mujhe mard ka baccha ban ne ka, jaisa hoon theek hoon. (Not interested in being a man. I'm fine the way I am.)
Woh ayegi zaroor ayegi humaarey paas, marne ke liye, kyunki shatranj maine sikhaai hai ussey (She will definitely come and meet us, to die. For I helped her learn chess moves.)
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